The Fraudsters

Vocals

Best described as...
Hood wearing, ipod fiddling, ear splitting warbler.

Good at...
Spotting wildlife at 3am in the morning from a moving van.

Bad at...
Correctly identifying wildlife at 3am in the morning from a moving van.

Guitar

Best described as...
Tree hugging, vegetable growing, stratocaster spanker.

Good at...
Making home made burgers.

Bad at...
Cooking home made burgers on one of those portable barbecues.

Bass

Best described as...
Bass bouncing, ball thumping, facebooking blogger.

Good at...
To be confirmed...

Bad at...
Parking his car.

Drums

Best described as...
Drum smashing, beer swilling, knob twiddler.

Good at...
Sledging down the 18th Hole at Heaton Park on a big rubber ring.

Bad at...
Sledging the rest of the band when they make tiny mistakes

Guitar

Best described as...
Marathon running, match going, pie muncher.

Good at...
Getting to the front of the buffet queue at parties.

Bad at...
Resisting temptation to go back to the buffet for seconds, thirds, fourths...